Fade in . . . to a bathroom. A little 3-year old red-haired boy is on the potty and his dad is helping him.
Daddy: Son, you’ve got to stop pee-peeing in your underwear. Why do you do that?
Boy: Because I do.
Daddy: You need to go pee-pee in the potty.
Boy: I just like doing it (in my underwear).
Daddy: That’s three times today. That’s terrible.
Boy: When a car crashes, that’s terrible too.
Daddy: (Shaking head)
Fade out . . .
3-year old red-haired boy listening to a kid’s song with several verses: “Tractor, tractor, harvesting the wheat . . . Fire truck, fire truck, zooming down the street . . . Backhoe, backhoe, digging up the dirt . . . Rocket, rocket, shooting to the moon.”
Boy: Mommy, I have a song.
Mommy: What is it?
Boy: Cupcake, cupcake, zooming down the highway.